Matt Lauer Does Pamela Anderson From Baywatch

While those prosthetic breasts were impressively realistic, no one needed to start their day by seeing Matt Lauer in a red Lycra one-piece running in pretend slow-mo down the street. In 2013, the now-disgraced news anchor dressed up like Pamela Anderson’s “Baywatch” character, C.J. Parker, for the “Today” show’s Halloween episode. He wasn’t brave enough to sport her iconic swimsuit without a pair of flesh-toned tights (small victories), and there’s no way he paid for that wig with real money.

Heidi Klum’s Jessica Rabbit

Heidi is the queen of Halloween—the final costumed boss, so to speak—but even queens have off days. In 2015, her Jessica Rabbit went heavy on silicone curves and looked really lame. The concept of bringing a 2D bombshell into 3D was great, but the result was a huge letdown. Instead of sultry confidence, we got a shiny but soulless Temu version of Jessica. Even the Queen of Halloween isn’t immune to the latex curse.