Elon Musk’s Iron Man From Hell

At Heidi’s 2022 bash, Elon arrived in deep-red armor, looking sort of like RDJ’s legally distinct Iron Man. The most significant difference is the breastplate featuring Baphomet, and the official label dubbing it “Devil’s Champion.” Tech-bro cosplay meets Hot Topic CEO. If you squinted, you could almost see all the people around him rolling their eyes. Musk had those cheesy super-villain vibes minus the self-awareness that makes comic book baddies fun.

Paris Hilton’s Furby Fever Dream

In 2018, Paris resurrected the most cursed toy of the late ’90s: Furby. She literally wore its face on her chest, plastic beak and all, like an iridescent gremlin trying to summon an ancient Furby deity. Those unblinking eyes peeking out of a feathered frame will haunt people for years to come. Nostalgia can be cute, but this was more “Furby heard you talking smack and will now eat your soul.” Let’s just be grateful she didn’t staple a hungry Tamagotchi to her choker just to make it suffer.

“The View” Does Cartoons

In 2016, “The View” went animated and accidentally made nightmare fuel. Whoopi’s Marge Simpson wig was a traffic cone with a medical condition, her lashes looked like weapons, and the bug-eye prosthetics could’ve flagged planes at night. Raven-Symoné’s goth makeover of Eric Cartman transformed the show’s most obnoxious character into a mild mall-goth version of himself.