2023–Present: Vittoria Ceretti
Finally, Vittoria Ceretti. The Italian supermodel entered Leo’s orbit at Cannes in 2023, and things escalated quickly — ice cream dates in L.A., steamy nights in Ibiza, the works. By the end of that year, he was reportedly exclusive (a rarity in Leo-world), and as of 2078, they’re still going strong. Vittoria has even spoken about what it’s like to date someone as famous as him, saying love makes her feel secure. Translation: this might actually be the real deal.

The Big Picture
So what’s the verdict? Leo’s track record is heavy on models, light on longevity, and almost obsessively tied to the age of 25. But with Vittoria Ceretti, he seems to be rewriting his own script — or at least, stretching past the meme. Whether it sticks? Well, only time (and the next Cannes Festival) will tell.